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This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills ! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true !

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Tech support : Good day. How may I help you ?

Male customer : Hello... I can’t print.

Tech support : Would you click on "start" for me and...

Customer : Listen pal, don’t start getting technical on me ! I’m not Bill Gates.


Customer : Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ’Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it...


Customer : I have problems printing in red...

Tech support : Do you have a color printer ?

Customer : Aaaah....................thank you.


Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support : Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer ?

Customer : No. I can’t get behind the computer.

Tech support : Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer : OK !

Tech support : Did the keyboard come with you ?

Customer : Yes

Tech support : That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard ?

Customer : Yes, there’s another one here. Ah...that one does work...


Tech support : Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer : Is that 7 in capital letters ?


Customer : I can’t get on the Internet.

Tech support : Are you sure you used the right password ?

Customer : Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support : Can you tell me what the password was ?

Customer : Five stars *****


Tech support : What anti-virus program do you use ?

Customer : Netscape.

Tech support : That’s not an anti-virus program.

Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


Customer : I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


Tech support : How may I help you ?

Customer : I’m writing my first e-mail.

Tech support : OK, and what seems to be the problem ?

Customer : Well, I have the letter ’a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it ?


A customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support : Are you running it under Windows ?

Customer : "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

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Sent by Jade Ho (BP71)